Let me relate to you what happened to me in the Mimi's Cafe bathroom last Sunday.
I was just about to start washing my hands when I saw the door to the bathroom open slightly then close again, then open a little further then close again, then open and a head pop through and it close again. So I go open the door for whoever is struggling with this... and behind it are two morbidly obese women, one is holding the other one's life support....so they're connected and they can't really walk. So I hold the door open while they slowly walk through it. They get about 2 feet away from me and I hear this, from the first one "my gosh! she was small" and then the other one (in the snobbiest voice I've ever heard) "well ya, what do you expect? she probably only eats once a year" then continued muttering that I couldn't understand.
ummm.
I wanted to be like "hi, I can hear you! I'm still right here!"
but instead I finished washing my hands and went back to my table and ate garlic fries.
1 comment:
Maybe they assumed that your ears were so tiny that you couldn't hear. They've never seen you eat brownies straight out of the pan - their ignorance is astounding.
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